Notice anything strange? Yes, that's right - I've made the jump from QWERTY to Dvorak, so please excuse the typing errors I will undoubtedly make. The post-it bits on the keys are there because the keys they're placed on didn't particularly feel like moving.

As for today's episode, music credits have to go to Simon & Garfunkel. It's long been an idea in my mind that Gon has an atypical taste in music for a teenager, and so Sting and Simon & Garfunkel seemed to go well. Not that I'm saying you're a freak if you like those musical artists. You're just atypical. I mean, I like Sting and Simon & Garfunkel. This is going nowhere.

Well, I have a sneaking suspicion that after finishing this I'm going straight back to the Dvorak typing tutor. Adios, peoples, and yes - I don't really get today's joke either...